Calorie Burning Tips

  • REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent….12 Calories
    Without her consent….2187 Calories
  • OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands….8 Calories
    With one hand….12 Calories
    With your teeth….485 Calories
  • PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection….6 Calories
    Without an erection….3315 Calories
  • POSITIONS:
    Missionary….1 2 Calories
    69 lying down….78 Calories
    69 standing up….812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow….216 Calories
    Doggy Style….326 Calories
    Italian chandelier…. 2912 Calories
  • ORGASMS:
    Real….11 2 Calories
    Fake….1315 Calories
  • POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging…. ….18 Calories
    Getting up immediately…. ….36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately….816 Calories
  • GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
    20-29 years….36 Calories
    30-39 years….80 Calories
    40-49 years….124 Calories
    50-59 years….1972 Calories
    60-69 years….7916 Calories
    70 and over….Results are still pending.
  • DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly….32 Calories
    In a hurry…. ….98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door….5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door….13,521 Calories

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