The Sadness Of Sex

Kissing’s a pleasure
Fucking’s a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
He says he loves you, and you believe it’s true
Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.
10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain
3 days in hospital, a child without a name
The baby’s a bastard
The mother’s a whore

This never would have happened if the rubber hadn’t tore

Funny English

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly.

“In this country … we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives …

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

Slut & Real Man

Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still,
Everybody Calls me a SLUT & Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?

Man: It’s because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.. 😉 😉

Obsession of Mother

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
“You all have obsessions.”,The doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said,
“You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named you’re daughter ‘Candy’.”

He looks to the 2nd mother saying, “Your obsession is with money.
Again, It manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He looks to the third mother ‘n says, “Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point,
The 4th mother Gets up,
Takes her little boy by the hand ‘n says to him, “Come on, Dick, We’re leaving!”

Few Creative Quotes for Girls’ T-Shirts

  1. Touch here, if you dare
  2. Weapons of mass destruction
  3. Looking is FREE, touching costs
  4. Now more tastier & healthier
  5. Round figure
  6. Handle with care
  7. Tasted by experts
  8. 2 Hot 2 Handle
  9. Shake well before use
  10. No one can use just once
  11. Dangerous curves ahead
  12. My face is 9 inches above from where you stare
  13. Did you Actually look here to Read?