I Don’t Want It Any More

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work.
I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me,
‘So are you going to pay today or what?’
so I take a ‘or what’.
“When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me,
‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’
so I take a ‘or what’.
“Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again,
‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’
so again I take a ‘or what’.
“So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”

What is Politics?

Son: Dady What is ‘POLITICS’ ?
Dad: Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use “SARKAR” Manlo, Main Kamata Hu Muje “KARMCHARI” Manlo Kamwali Kam Karti He Use “MAZDUR” Manlo Tum Desh Ki Janta Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka “BHAVISHYA” Manlo.
Son: Ab muje politics samajh me aa gyi dady… Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki “KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Me gale mil Rha Tha. SARKAR So Rhi Thi, JANTA KI KISI Ko Fikar Nahi Thi or DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.

Salesgirl Intelligent Rebuttal

Sales Girl: sorry, you cant smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigerates from here
Sales Girl : sir we sell condoms too, but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.

What is Sex?

Duty: if done with ur wife.
Art: if done with ur love.
Education: if done with a virgin.
Tuition: if done with ur teacher.
Job: if done with your boss/secretary.
Science: if done with a fertile lady.
Business: if done with a prostitute.
Social Work: if done with ur neighbour.
Charity: if done with a widow.
Sacrifice: if done with ur own hand.

Between The Ages

  1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa… virgin and unexplored.
  2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia… hot and exotic.
  3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America… fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
  4. Between the ages of 46 and 58, she is like Europe… exhausted, but still has many points of interest.
  5. After 58 she is like Australia… everybody knows it’s down there but who gives a damn.