Between The Ages

  1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa… virgin and unexplored.
  2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia… hot and exotic.
  3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America… fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
  4. Between the ages of 46 and 58, she is like Europe… exhausted, but still has many points of interest.
  5. After 58 she is like Australia… everybody knows it’s down there but who gives a damn.

Magical Frog

A magical frog is walking through the forest; he comes upon a bear and a rabbit. He says, ‘since you are the first creatures I have seen, I will grant you each three wishes.

The bear goes first and says, ‘I wish I was the only male bear in the whole forest.’
The rabbit says, ‘I wish for a helmet.’

Poof they got their wish.

For the bear’s second wish, ‘I wish I was the only male bear in the whole country.’
The rabbit says, ‘I wish for a motorcycle.’

Poof they got their wish.

For the bear’s last wish, ‘I wish I was the only male bear in the whole world.’
The rabbit makes his last wish by saying ‘I wish the bear was gay’

Then he strapped on his helmet got on the motorcycle and rode away.

Nation’s Emblem

The President of a Latin American country announced today that he is changing the nation’s emblem to a condom as it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom stands for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it’s actually screwing you.

My First Time

It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My heart beating fast
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came..
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever

At milking a cow…

Best Moments of Life

People spend alot of Money Buying Clothes
But the Best Moments of Life are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!

. . . . . .
Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking??  😉