Ek Roti

Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi: babuji ek roti milegi?
Andar se aawaz aye: Biwi ghar pe nahi hai.
Bhakhri: chumma nahi manga tha sale roti to tu bhi de sakta

Zodiac Sign and Characteristics

CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMNIT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING in Bed.!!!!!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontaneous. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as****.

LEO
Great talker. Always the life of the party. Sexy.Horny all the time. Attractive physically or mentally (sometimes both) Can be Laid back or Wild. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at fucking . Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Always Horny. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Loud. Caring. Smart. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Passionate.

SCORPIO
Sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. Good kisser. not one to mess with. always get hat they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontaneous. Horny. High sex appeal. Rare to find. Good when found. Loves being in long relationships.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out. Trustworthy

Quotes For Girls’ T-shirts…

Few creative Quotes for girls’ T-Shirts:

  1. Touch here, if you dare
  2. Weapons of mass destruction
  3. Looking is FREE, touching costs
  4. Now more tastier & healthier
  5. Round figure
  6. Handle with care
  7. Tasted by experts
  8. 2 Hot 2 Handle
  9. Shake well before use
  10. No one can use just once
  11. Dangerous curves ahead
  12. My face is 9 inches above from where you stare
  13. Did you Actually look here to Read?

Lesson 6: Shits On You Is Your Enemy

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the Story:

  1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
  2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
  3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!