Threesome

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
“Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I
‘ve never had three girls at once, so,
I need something to keep me horny, to keep men potent.”

The pharmacist reaches under the counter,
unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label Viagara Extra and says,
“Here, if you eat this, you’ll go nuts for twelve hours.”

The guy says, “Gimme three boxes.”

The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy,
limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.

The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue,
and skin is hanging off in some places.

In a pained voice, the man moans out, “Gimme a tube of Deep Heat.”

The pharmacist replies in horror, “You can’t put Deep Heat on that!”

The man replies, “No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up.

Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?

Boy and girl of class to asked Teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied “NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”.

Caught Sleeping Together

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2: during lecture in maths class

Think postive 🙂