Boy: So, sex at my place?
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we’re making sandwiches so this is the code.
Cheese = Faster.
Tomato = Harder.
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches!
A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag Asked: Is he Your X BF…??
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery… :-O 😀 😀
Give me a condom. I’m going to my gf’s house for dinner.
Then he says “Give me to more.
My gf’s sis is a bomb ‘n her mom is still hot.
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head ‘n starts praying.
10 min ‘n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend: I never knew you are so religious.
Boy: I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!