Brilliant Medicine for Sore Throat

One day in office two ladies…

First Lady: Hi, you don’t look very well today.
Second Lady: No. I’ve got a bit of a sore throat and it hurts like hell.
First Lady: I know a brilliant medicine for your throat.  Every time I get one, I give my husband a bloody blow job and the next day, I’m as right as rain.
Second Lady: OK, thanks.
Next Day…

First Lady: Hi, Are you better today?
Second Lady: I’m fine. You’re idea was great!!
Second Lady: Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea !!!

30 Goliyan

Lady to Doctor: Mere pati mujhse ROMANCE nahi karte..
Doctor: ye lo 30 goliyan, 1 goli roj khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat Romance kiya..
agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob josh se romance kiya..
teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di..

3 din baad,
Doctor ne lady ke bete se uski maa ka haal poocha.
Beta bola: Maa mar gayi, Chachi & mausi hospital me hain, kaam wali bhag gayi, Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case thok diya hai,
Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai, Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,
Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke pichhe bhag rahe hain… 😛 😀

Wife Is Better

Two men went to a Call-Girl.

1st went in and came out n said:
“Na my wife is better.”

2nd went in and came out and said:
“You are right your wife is much better.”

A Guy Had to Choose A Wife From Three Girls

A guy had to choose a wife from 3 girls.
He gave each sum money to test them.
1st got a makover to look good. The man got impressed.
2nd bought clothes for the guy and told him it’s he who is prime for her. He liked her also.
3rd invested the money and made profit and gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose…
The guy simply chose the girl with
The biggest boobs.

Men will always be MEN!!

Promotion Blues!!!

Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.

Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Leroy says, “Hey, Jasper, there’s the Officer’s Club. Let’s you and me stop in.”

“But we’re privates,” protests Jasper.

“We’re sergeants now,” says Leroy, pulling him inside. “Now, Jasper, I’m gonna sit down and have me a drink.”

“But we’s privates,” says Jasper.

“You blind?” asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. “We’re sergeants now.”

So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. “You’re cute,” she says, “and I’d like to screw you, but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea.”

Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what ‘gonorrhea’ means. If it’s okay, give me the okay sign.”

So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.

“Jasper,” he says, “why’d you give me the okay?”

“Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only the privates.” He points to his stripes, “But we’re sergeants now!”