I Am Lesbian

Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a Lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a Lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I AM ALSO LESBIAN.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”