I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it. I said to him You wear pants don’t you?
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?I said to him, that’s a good idea, you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good – looking? I said to him They already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?I said to him. A widow.
Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.