- If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And t hat was the origin of “buy one get one free”!!
- Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body. With a “P” Petticoat, panties, pussy… No wonder men suffer from high B P!
- Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.
- Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
- What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! And What a Fuck!
- 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
- Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
- Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes.
A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
- When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congrats!”.
But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”.
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.
- The Bible says to love one another, The Kamasutra shows you how.
Now that I’ve educated. You, go ahead and educate someone else.