A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which gender is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”

The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.

She lifts her dress, drops her knickers, and yells, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!