Definition and Explanation

Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy

A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!

If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must’ve guessed by now that someone’s taking your ass

Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma’am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.

Q: What is the definition of “burning love”?
A: It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.

Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!


A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
“Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I
‘ve never had three girls at once, so,
I need something to keep me horny, to keep men potent.”

The pharmacist reaches under the counter,
unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label Viagara Extra and says,
“Here, if you eat this, you’ll go nuts for twelve hours.”

The guy says, “Gimme three boxes.”

The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy,
limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.

The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue,
and skin is hanging off in some places.

In a pained voice, the man moans out, “Gimme a tube of Deep Heat.”

The pharmacist replies in horror, “You can’t put Deep Heat on that!”

The man replies, “No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up.