Wife says to husband:
Wife: Come help with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am?a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet.
Husband: What do u think I am?a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle.
Husband: What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out… but when he came back,
he saw that everything is fixed…
toilet faucet… &
the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour’s son,but he gave me 2 options…
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him…
Husband: I’m sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife: What do u think I am??