One day after a long days work a man walks into a bar. He realizes that it’s a gay bar, but decided to stay anyway.
The bartender approaches and says what’s the name of your penis.
The man replies, “I’m not like that, I just want a drink,”
The bartender says, “I can’t serve you until you give the name of your penis. For example the name of my penis is Nike, for the slogan just do it. I’ll come back in a few minutes.”
So the man thinks and turns to the man on his left and asks him the name of his penis.
The man replies, “It’s Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.”
The man then turns to his right and asks him. He replies “It’s Ford. Have you driven a ford lately?”
The man thinks and then calls the bartender over.
“I got a name, it’s Secret”
Why is it secret, asked the bartender?
The man says “it’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman”