Behind every great woman is her bum.
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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I’d like to spread them!

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A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!

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I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m staring at your heart!

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What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on!

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The best thing about having a penis is…
Sharing it with people – who don’t have it!

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How can you tell a head nurse?
She’s the one with the dirty knees!

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If one has sex with a prostitute against her will,
is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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Girls, if you’re in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win…
Start playing with your boobs!

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Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!