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Knowledge Updates

  1. If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And t hat was the origin of “buy one get one free”!!
  2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body. With a “P” Petticoat, panties, pussy… No wonder men suffer from high B P!
  3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.
  4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
  5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! And What a Fuck!
  6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
  7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
  8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes.
    A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
  9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congrats!”.
    But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”.
    Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.
  10. The Bible says to love one another, The Kamasutra shows you how.

Now that I’ve educated. You, go ahead and educate someone else.

Future Career

An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son named David, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and didn’t seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy’s room and placed on his study table four objects:

a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whiskey and a Playboy magazine.

“I’ll just hide behind the door”, the old preacher said to himself, “and> when he comes home from school this afternoon, I’ll see which object he picks up. If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he’s going to be a businessman, and that would be OK If he picks up the bottle, he’s going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. Worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he’s going to be a skirt-chasin’ bum”.

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son’s footsteps as he entered the house, whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month’s centerfold…

“Lord Have Mercy” the old preacher whispered, “He’s gonna join the ARMY!”