Three Bullets

There was a robbery at a bank and there was a pregnant lady who got shot in the stomach 3 times.

After the robbery she went to the doctor and asked Doctor will my triplets be okay?! The doctor says yes but in 15 years the bullets will come out.


A 15 year old runs up to his mum and says, “Mum I was pooping and a bullet clinked the side of the toilet.” The mother is confused at first then remembers and tells him the story.

Later that day another child goes up to mum and says, “Mum! I was peeing and a bullet came out!” So the mother tells the story.

The 3rd child comes up very slowly with his head bent down and the mum says, “Lemme guess you were pooping and a bullet came out?”

He replies, “No I was masturbating and I shot the dog…”

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