A bit naughty, but who cares? We are all grown up.

1. Success is like pregnancy.
   Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
2. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
   What the Fuck! And What a Fuck!
3. People having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome.
   So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
4. Life is like a dick,
   Sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
5. Practical thought:
   A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes.
   A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life…
6. According To William Sexfear — A Drunk Guy Is A Liability,
   But A Drunk woman is an asset
7. Boy and girl help each other to undress before sex.
   How ever after sex they always dress on their own.Moral: In life no one helps you once you are fucked.
8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her tummy and say congratulations.
   But none of them come and touch the man’s Dick and say good job.Moral: Hard work is never appreciated only result matters.