I Am Lesbian

Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a Lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a Lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I AM ALSO LESBIAN.

Two Old Lesbians

Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.

The first one says to the second one, “Take off your glasses, you’re scratching my leg.”

The second says to the first,”Put your glasses on,you’re licking the bench!”