Answers To Hot Questions

Q: Why¬† do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What’s common between men and video?
A: Both go backward… Forward… Backward… Forward… Backward… Forward… Stop and eject.

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman You fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks Like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbor, then it is sociology.

What Do U Think I Am?

Wife says to husband:

Wife: Come help with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am?a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet.
Husband: What do u think I am?a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle.
Husband: What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out… but when he came back,
he saw that everything is fixed…
the garden…
toilet faucet… &
the door handle.

He asked his wife who had done it?

The wife said its the neighbour’s son,but he gave me 2 options…

Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him…

Husband: I’m sure,u gave him a hamburger!!

Wife: What do u think I am??

McDonalds???