A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” … the girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas

A boy comes to his class with broken spectacles …
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my Girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your spectacles break?
Boy: She closed her legs!!

Little Santa and Banta are camping.
Santa had to take a pee and a snake bit him. He screams, “I’ve been bitten, run to a doctor to see what to do”.
Little Banta runs to a doctor and the doctor says you got to suck the venom out and then spit.
Little Banta runs back and asks Santa:” were is the bite? Santa says on my penis, what did the doctor say?.
Banta replies “the doctor said your going to die”.

This morning I was beaten up by a woman..
I was in an elevator when this busty woman got in.
I was staring at her boobs, when she said, would you please press 1 ..?
So I did.
I don’t remember much afterwards.