Importance of the BRA

Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA..

Q: Striped BRA?      zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA? liBRA
Q: Magical BRA? aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA? BRA hmin!
Q: Metallic bra? BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie’s Bra? BRAd pit…
Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd!
Q: punctuation bra? BRAcket
Q: Scary bra?  GhaBRAahat!!!!
Q: Room full of  BRA’s? LiBRAry
Q: alchohlic bra? BRAndy.
Q: surname bra? ChhaBRA
Q: Country bra? BRAzil
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole world? ABRAham Lincoln!

AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA !!!How “BRAinless”…

Happy bra day.. 🙂

5 Funny Facts of Life

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!

Market Survey – Vaseline

A young man doing a market survey, knocked on a door. He was greeted by a voluptuous young woman, with three small children running around her.

Young Man: “Good afternoon, Ma’am. I am doing a small market survey, on usage of Vaseline. Have you ever used the product ? ”

Young voluptuous lady; ” Oh yes. My husband and I, use it almost every night ! ”

Young Man: ” Ma’am, if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for ? ”

Young voluptuous lady:  ” We use it for sex ! ”

The surveyor, was taken aback with her frank answer !

Young Man: ” Ma’am, that is indeed a straight answer. Usually people lie to me. They claim that, they either use it on their child’s bicycle chain, or, to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex ? ”

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Flirts Ki Kami Nahi

Arz Kiya Hai….

Dosti karlo COLLEGE wali se,
Ishq karlo OFFICE wali se,
Flirt karlo PADOS wali se,
Pyaar karlo DILWALI se,
Aankh larrao SALI se,
Aur maar khao GHAR WALI se.
Is duniya mein FLIRTS ki kami nahi,

Suraj ko hi dekhlo !
Aata hai USHA ke saath,
Jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath,
Sota hai NISHA ke saath or
Uthta hai ROSHNI ke saath
To phir hum insaan log kyon flirt nahin kar sakte?

A Vicious Circle.. happens when …

The boss calls his secretary says, “Get ready for the weekend. We are going to have hot extended sexual sessions, under the excuse of a ‘business trip'”!…

The secretary calls her own husband says, “My boss has a business trip for two days. I have to accompany him, to help him out with his meetings. So, take care of yourself the children “…

The secretary’s husband calls his Mistress says, “Get ready for the weekend. We are going to have hot extended sexual sessions, as my wife is going with her boss, on a business trip”…

The Mistress, calls the little boy, to whom she gives tuitions says, “No tuition this weekend “…

The little boy calls his grand-father says, “Grandpa, good news ! At last we can spend the weekend together ! I have no tuitions this weekend ! “…

The Grandpa, who is actually the secretary’s boss, calls her again says, “Our trip is cancelled. I have to spend the weekend with my grand son “…

The secretary calls her own husband again says, “My boss has cancelled the trip. I will be at home this weekend we can have fun ! “…

The Mistress, calls the little boy, to whom she gives tuitions again says, “There will be tuition, this weekend “…

The little boy calls his grand-father again says, “Grandpa, bad news ! We cant spend the weekend together ! I have tuitions this weekend ! “…

The Grand pa ( boss ) calls his secretary says, “I cant spend the weekend with my grandson. Get ready for the weekend. We are going to have hot extended sexual sessions, under the excuse of a ‘business trip'”!…

The secretary calls her own husband again says, “My boss has a business trip for two days. I have to accompany him, to help him out with his meetings. So, take care of yourself the children “…