Many people cannot decide which is cheaper – purchasing or leasing.
We’d like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of Foolish men.
The math’s on the Paul McCartney – Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million
In divorce settlement.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him paying her @ $26,849 per time.
This is Heather…
On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s favorite hooker, Kristen, Charged him $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen…
So, had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
For Eliot, t
His represents a $41.7 million saving!.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of The Leasing option are;
- a (real) 22 year old, replaceable with the ‘latest model’ without problem.
- no need for coaxing / pleading / begging for sex.
- never a headache.
- happily agrees to all technical & acrobatic requests.
- no complaining about coming home late.
- no Honey – please do this lists
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?…
Now that you know…given a choice, what would you rather do?…
Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.
THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE…
IF IT FLIES, FUCKS, OR FLOATS…RENT IT