The Stages of Marital Sex

The three stages of marital sex:

Honeymoon sex… Where you have sex three or four times a night.

Vacation sex… Where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.

Oral sex… Where you stand on the opposite side of the room and shout ‘FU’!

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