A young man doing a market survey, knocked on a door. He was greeted by a voluptuous young woman, with three small children running around her.
Young Man: “Good afternoon, Ma’am. I am doing a small market survey, on usage of Vaseline. Have you ever used the product ? ”
Young voluptuous lady; ” Oh yes. My husband and I, use it almost every night ! ”
Young Man: ” Ma’am, if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for ? ”
Young voluptuous lady: ” We use it for sex ! ”
The surveyor, was taken aback with her frank answer !
Young Man: ” Ma’am, that is indeed a straight answer. Usually people lie to me. They claim that, they either use it on their child’s bicycle chain, or, to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex ? ”