A Theory of Happiness

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.

He then starts by asking the many people in the audience.  “How many people here make love once a day?”

Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.

“Once a week?”

A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.

“How many of you make love once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted.

Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” To his shock, one man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling.

The therapist is shocked—this man’s reaction completely disproves his theory! “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

Moral Of The Story

One day, a cat and a rooster went for a walk. The cat slipped and fell into a pond full of water. When it came out, it was all wet.

The rooster laughed his heart out.

Moral of the story: Where there is a wet pussy, there is a happy cock

Business, Time Life Friendship are Like

Business is like Boobs.
It Bounces up and down.

Time is liike an Ass Hole
What passes out doesn’t come back.

Life is Like a Pussy Hole
It’s filled with Pleasure & Pain.

But Friendship is like Sex,
Life has no meaning without it.

Drinking the Milk

The wife got up early in the morning and shouted; Hey, Banta, the cat has again drunk the milk.

Banta shouted back; “I have told you to wear a Bra while sleeping!”

10 Interesting Sex Facts

  1. Every day, around 100 million acts of sexual intercourse are performed. That means that roughly 65,000 couples (or trios) are having sex right now.
  2. There are just seven calories in a teaspoon of semen.
  3. If you’re not sexually active, your willy may shrink.
  4. Sperm contains a protein with anti-wrinkle properties
  5. Onepoll.com, a global research site, reported that women believe that men from Italy, Spain and Brazil are the best lovers.
  6. Apparently, men have evolved to focus on the feature of a woman that suggest fertility: large breast, small waist and full hips indicate that a woman is healthy, young and not already pregnant.
  7. In ancient China people used to drink mercury or lead after sex to prevent pregnancy; unfortunately that often lead to sterility or even death.
  8. Strippers earn more money when ovulating, probably because of sex-stimulating pheromones.
  9. The Greeks claim to have the most sex (87% say they have sex once a week).
  10. One testicle is a little lower than the other so they don’t squash each other when a man is moving.