A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family.
A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?” The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with.”
Male Sexual Facts…?I don’t know if these are true or not. I question its validity because I thought it was normal to have a 9 inch penis.
94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need extra large condoms.
The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the truth). Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.
80% of American men are circumcised. It’s healthier.
No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20’s)
There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
Blue balls does exist! It’s technically called “prostatic congestion.”
Only 16% of men shave their privates.
Women Sexual Facts…?
Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves “attractive” (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term “natural”, 24% say they have “average” looks, 8% prefer the term “feminine”, 7% say they are “good looking”, and 7% say they are “cute”, and finally only 2% of women say they are “sexy”.
An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
60% of women have had breast implants (this seems ridiculously high)
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