Beautiful Girl at Chemist Shop

A beautiful hot looking girl in a short skirt was standing outside a Chemist shop
She was definitely waiting for the crowd to disperse whilst the shop owner spotted her waiting and got suspicious.
After 20 minutes there was no customer in the shop and she was all alone, then she entered and walked straight to the counter…
She made sign language to a salesman and called him near her
The shop owner further got alert and suspicious by now. He was eager to see her requirement.
She sneaked her hand in a purse and pulled out a hand written paper directing it to the salesman and whispered…
“Bro, I am soon getting married to a doctor, this is his first letter to me can you please read it out?”

Skeptical Man and Super Computer

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, “Where is my father?”

The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with “Your father is fishing in Michigan.”

The skeptical man said triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.”

“No”, replied the super computer immediately. “Your mother’s husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout.”

Discrimination

A female employee went to speak to her boss.
She told him “Well, since every female employees is suing you for sexual harassment, and you never sexually harassed me;
I am going to sue you for discrimination.”

Definition and Explanation

BREASTS
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy

DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!

BALLSĀ  THEORY
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must’ve guessed by now that someone’s taking your ass

EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma’am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

VIAGARA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.

BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of “burning love”?
A: It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.

SHOCK
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!

Final Examination

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”