The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman And she was upset.
‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you.
I want a divorce right away ! And the husband replied, ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.
‘Go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’